Oh - the fun I have...

M: Don't get berjiggety with me.

J: Getting persnickety, and you have to deal with it!

M: I said you were berjiggety. TWO TOTALLY DIFFERENT THINGS!

J: Can you tell me how those are two different things?

M: Persnickety: being in a foul mood, and taking it out on any unsuspecting individual that may cross their path.

Berjiggety: Being playfully snotty and mean. 'Picking' on someone simply to get a 'rise' out of them.

J: Are these Webster Dictionary definitions?

M: Ummmm.... MRB unpublished dictionary definitions. Duh.

J: Can I get a copy of that dictionary?

M: What part of 'unpublished' wasn't clear?