The entire week has been filled with candy, chocolates, popcorn, cookies - all different varieties - and it seems never-ending. And I can't keep my fingers out of it. Not all of it, mind you - but more than is necessary!
Take the cheese popcorn for example. If cheese popcorn didn't turn my fingers orange, and coat them with whatever is used to coat cheese popcorn with, I might eat it every day of my life.
I get to work, it is the bosses turn to bring in the Christmas goodies for the day, and I say offhandedly to my co-worker, "I wish it were breakfast week instead of candy/cookie week. I'm kind of Christmas cookied out."
It gets closer to the 8 o'clock hour, and I ask if she wants to head down to the vending machine with me - I'm gonna have to break down and eat a bag of Cheez-Its... because I'm starving!
And I really didn't want another cookie, or piece of candy.
We hit the elevator down button.
We wait.
The elevator doors open - in the elevator is our boss with A PANERA BAG IN HIS HANDS!!!
We laugh and then tell him the story of how I was wishing for breakfast instead of the scheduled Christmas candies. He proceeds to say how he thought everyone would be sick of sweets by now. (he couldn't have been more right)
Me: "I like that we can communicate telepathically now. I think it will really save us some time. Thanks for bringing bagels, you're the best!"
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